<CD媽的英文筆記>I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been. @ 郁映老師的部落格~甜蜜CD家

最近看到朋友分享一段有趣的英文

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內容如下:

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

我上網搜尋一下,發現這段英文並非完全出自同一人...藉此,學學英文,順便來探索一下原文背景

文中照片下標註這段語錄出自英國作家William Golding（威廉‧高汀）

他就是經典名作《蒼蠅王》作者，也因為這本書讓他獲得1983年諾貝爾文學獎

但網路流傳的這段話，其實只有第一句是William Golding名言，後半段應該是出自美國情色文學家Erick S.Gray口中

也就是說~網路流傳這一大段，應該算是「美英合併」改編版語錄,有趣又有意思...

翻譯:

我覺得女人自稱和男人平等，真是太傻了！因為一直以來，女人都遠比男人優秀。無論你給一個女人什麼，你都會得到更多回報。你給她一個精子，她給你一個孩子；你給她一個房子，她給你一個家；你給她一堆食材，她給你一頓美餐；你給她一個微笑，她會給你整顆心。她會使你給她的東西放大和倍增，所以，你如果給她任何廢話，那麼請準備好收穫成噸的垃圾！

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